After giving it ALOT of thought, I have made up my mind!!! I decided...... to have economical rice (aka 菜饭) for lunch today! *Tsk tsk*Me (points at kangkong):
Ah, auntie, 我要这个。
Auntie:
还有呢？
Me (points at some fried meat chunks):
这个是什么？
Auntie:
猪肉。
Me:
噢，OK，我要这个。
Auntie:
还有呢？
(this is probably the most commonly used phrase amongst all 菜饭 aunties/uncles)
Me:
Hmmm... curry chicken。
At this moment, the auntie threw me a disturbed look.
Auntie:
你还要鸡肉？
(note that she stressed on “还要”.)
I threw back an equally disturbed look and nodded my head.
Come on lah, what's wrong with having both pork and chicken? Cannot have 2 meat + 1 veg meh? Duh!
Just before the auntie closed the lid of my 菜饭 box, she added in a fried egg (I assumed it's FOC). Duh! Like the extra egg's gonna make the meal healthier loh! The best part was, she charged me a bloody $4.50 for my 2-meat-1-veg meal! Economical rice?! *PUI*
Anywayz, I da-bao my lunch and bought some cut fruits (watermelon + apples) at another stall on my way back to office.
Back in office, I was just about to start on my fruits when, to my dismay, I realised, instead of apples, the fruits auntie gave me honeydew!!! Arghhh!
H-E-L-L-O!!! 苹果 and 蜜瓜 don't sound alike at all lor!!!
What's wrong with people today?!?!?!
*Gasps*
1 comment:
Hahah...it actually sounds funny...these ppl really screwed up :P
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